The season I really hate coming soon. Its X-mas. Yes, everyone can guess why. All this event makes me miserable. In Japan this day is for lovers. but in other countries, its supposed to be a family thing. To a loner like me I cant even go outside. I introduce all the people feelin like me this song.
"Deck The Halls (I Hate Christmas) by Zebrahead
(verse1) Its time for everybody to have a christmas party. Everyone but me I'll step outside Boycott your office party. No secret Santa for me. Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway. Cos I don't wanna go, where happy days are snow I'd rather stay where Frosty melts in the sun. July 4 parade. A Lynchburg lemonade. An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing).
[Chorus] Deck the halls with bells of holly 'Tis the season to be jolly but, I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year
(verse2)Its time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping. Everyone but me I'll stay inside. No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me. And it makes my gifts so easy to hide I don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow. I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one. A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day. An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing) .
[Chorus repeat]
[Rap] It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, All the creatures was chillin like Flint drinkin stout. I woke from my sleep, heard 'here comes the boom'. I knew that Santa would be comin' soon. On Dascher on Donner, Commit, on Blitzen. I yelled 'shut up ya'll,' but they wouldn't listen. And then he came down with his belly of jello. He says, 'where the ladies at cuz I'm a real jolly fellow.' Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night.
[Chorus repeat](now everyone - sing) (one more time, like you mean it)
[Chorus repeat] Cos I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year Cos I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year
Yes, Im glad it comes only once. ofcourse im stayin inside my house locking my self in my room. I dont want my friends to see me as a loser on this unfair holiday.